We Also Co-Own a Cat
Me: *mentions my girlfriend*
LBF: Did you rent a uhaul yet?
Things my lesbian best friend says!!
No matter butch, femme, or boi we all have moments when our LBF says something worthy of being a Tegan and Sara lyric!
Lesbian Bowling
Me: So how do you bowl?
LBF: Well it’s like fingering a girl … you use the middle fingers.
Happy Valentine’s Day, ladiess!!
Your LBFs should be saying all sorts of crazy shit today so submit :)
Indecent proposal
Me: How did you know you were gay?
LBF: I thought, “Hm.. I haven’t shagged a girl yet” so I shagged a girl, and liked it a bit too much. All the guys I’d ever been with were dicks and I got nothing out of it so I assumed I was gay.
Me: Oh my God, same. Can you… you know… with me to see if I am?
LBF: No!
Me: Why?
LBF: Because I have girlfriend, idiot.
Me: Crap.
Q
hi there! this is a new tumblr I made, its to help girls who like girls connect with each other and make friends on tumblr, who are from longisland. Hopefully people can make new friends, would you mind telling your followers about it? I hope you wont mind too much! thanks so much if you do!
A
Hey ladies! If you’re from Long Island or the surrounding area and want to make a new LBF maybe check this out!
Lesbian Handbags
LBF: Can you put my keys, wallet, and junk in your handbag?
Me: Fucking hell! Is not owning a handbag a dyke thing?
LBF: Fuck you!
Next day we are recovering from a hangover.
LBF: Yes, not owning a handbag is a lesbian thing, I just didn’t want you to win.
Hello, lesbians?
TALK TO MY SUBMIT BOX.
Harsh, but fair
After I kissing a bunch of girls and dreaming about lesbian sex
Me: Umm, I think I like girls…
LBF: You’re not gay, just a slut.
